motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL KITTEN IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness
In case you’re wondering, I’m the Grumpus.
Lupita Nyong’o designed her Oscars dress
Lupita Nyong’o designed her own Oscars dress
Lupita Nyong’o designed her own gorgeous Oscars dress
fashion career after taking over hollywood mayhaps?
SLAY US WITH YOUR FASHION SENSE QUEEN LUPITA
Like goddamnit, I feel like Lupita Nyong’o is some kind of otherworldly goddess who is gracing us with her presence.
WE AREN’T WORTHY